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What
did you think watching the young and intense John Conner in
T2? His iron willed mother?
Ahem,
having saved the world anonymously in T2, the adult John Conner
tries to kill himself drunk driving and inept as he is at
it he tries to be a junkie for a change. He's so strongly
hit by paranoia that he keeps off the computers and lives
off the grid. He still cannot shake off the dreams about machines
taking over the world. Talk about being a junkie! Then one
day he repeats history by hacking a veterinarian's hospital
and the story begins.
Somehow
the director and story writer lost hope and decided that they
should just try to make some money. Or maybe they saw matrix
movies (Later about that). That is what the movie seems to
be about. So we have a junkie teamed up with a veterinarian,
as the hope of mankind, who provide the humor for this movie.
Funny lines like "talk to the hand" don't give the
effect but you have to see the way Terminator keeps snubbing
John Conner and occasionally pulling his ear to make sure
that the guy will grow up to be the leader of the resistance.
Nick Stahl fits to the T as John Conner, if you manage to
listen to the dialogs, not action and keep in mind the storyline
of previous Terminator movies. Some funny dialogs of the movie
go like this...
(First
contact) Terminator: "John Conner! It is time!"
John(half dazed on dog pills): "Are you going to kill
me?"
(Two hours away from Armageddon) John: "Why don't you
respond to my commands?"
Terminator: "Because you are dead". John(sullen):
"Too bad! Can I atleast ask how"?
Terminator: "I terminated you". Our man maintains
silence.
Do
you really want to know why? Wifey Kate Brewster doesn't want
future hubby to command terminator even from the time they
know they are going to be married! Like T2 where Sarah Conner
is in-charge and makes the serious attempt to kill off research
at CyberDyne, here too history repeats itself. Here comes
the truth. Terminator was never in the business of stopping
future. Remember that Sarah goes on her own to kill the researcher?
Terminator relents only after commanded. He knows that nothing
can be changed and this time tells that directly to John and
Kate in vain. He was always redirected by masters when he
travels back to the present.
Well,
the action scenes are typical and studiously avoid slickness.
Director attempts to repeat almost all the interesting scenes
of previous films. By the time you recover from the demeanor
of John Conner, you will miss enjoying some early good action.
John Conner's characterization sorely disappoints and this
is the major weakness of the movie. Terminator looks a bit
more human than before. SkyNet is too eager to nuke humans.
What about electricity after Armageddon? Couldn't SkyNet think
of starting off a production line of Machines before firing
off? Terminatrix starts off like in Sophie Dahl's song and
doesn't look as menacing as T1000. But for the life of me
I cant figure out why terminatrix has to morph into Kate Brewster
and shout daddy when she could have killed Papa Brewster the
way she is. Just forget the fact that she never touched Kate
and so would not have been able to morph into her. The psychiatrist
returns to provide some humor in what is an uninteresting
repeat of T2's action scene. There is no dark brooding over
future and pondering over life and artificial life as in T2.
What is interesting about this movie series is that it tries
to be the prequel to Matrix series.
For
those of you who watch Tales from the Crypt and like dark
humor... John tries to figure out timelines and comes up with
this gem. In T2, the day before Terminator whisks him away
to safety, he makes out with Kate. If the fight over future
didn't erupt, John says, he would have been with Kate from
then on. At the end of T2, they end up in a basement with
all the time for themselves as Mojave desert sustains serious
nuclear fallout.
Can
Fate not be changed? This summer's Two big Sci-Fi Flicks bring
forth this question. Terminator series merges with Matrix
and Matrix edges towards Thirteenth Floor. If you still didn't
figure it out, remember Neo stopping the sentinels in the
'real' world? Heard what the Councilman asks Neo?
My
advice: watch T3 for the dialogs and if you really are
a Sci-Fi buff, try thinking of what john said about timelines.
Watch it twice to really enjoy it.
T1000
is gone. Mad yahoo as you are, and how ever pissed off you
are over the loved one, you will know the truth in the future.
Here I am smoking and waiting.
-krk
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